- Benvolio: In love?
- Romeo: Out.
- Benvolio: Of love?
- Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
- Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
*takes out inhaler*
“its a metaphor”